Lavender Blueberry Cream Cheese Muffins

Ace: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin…An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
Baker: Do you know how long that’s going to take?
Ace: I don’t care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Have you seen the movie Casino?

I can’t even say the words Blueberry Muffin without thinking of Robert DeNiro, berating the pastry chef, after his muffin was lacking in juicy bursts of blue, and his breakfast partner had one that was pleasantly overloaded. DeNiro wasn’t happy. Can’t say I blame him.

An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.


Things like that stick with me. Kind of like my missing copy of Casino.

True story, I went out with a guy once and we watched that movie. There was a couch involved, and it was dark, but I’m sure we watched the entire thing, in silence, from opposing ends of the couch. The movie somehow got left in the machine when I left DIRECTLY after watching it (ahem), sadly forgotten. Then said gentledate moved like two weeks later. The movie was mine. And despite the fact that it was the 1990s, and the movie was on VHS, and I don’t own a working VCR, I want my movie back.

I want my movie back, youknowwhoyouare.

There are so many good things about being a blogger. Like calling out old flames for their transgressions. And getting away with it. And making the best blueberry muffins EVER.

I get what I want.

An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.




FYI – More Villeroy & Boch plates featured here today – these are from the New Wave Collection!

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