Homemade Pop Tarts…Yes, really!

Yesterday my Mom told me, in confidence, that she had never tasted a Pop Tart.

What???

My Dad loves them – but only Brown Sugar & Cinnamon. The man does not eat fruit. He’ll eat jelly by the jar, but fresh fruit – never. He says the smell of watermelon makes him gag. He used to scold us and threaten violence if my sister and I – God Forbid – chewed a piece of Watermelon gum in the same car as he. But that’s beside the point.